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Helen gets inundated with requests and preference is always given to people who don’t have a sense of entitlement (expecting something for nothing whilst also doing nothing requested).

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4. A “Please” and a “Thank you” go a long way… (that’s the self-entitlement thing too!) People with manners and no sense of entitlement go to the top of a long queue of requests.

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